life's funny.

I've laughed more than I ever have over the past few days. I love my new life so much!

1. My friend A created an online dating profile for me - against my will. Hah. Mean joke, right? It's okay. He likes been mean to people, but that may be one of the many things I love about him. Apparently, so far, torahlover12 and kingmoses have checked me out and sent me "flirts," whatever the hell that is {like "pokes" on Facebook?} My roomie J, A {over webcam}, and I spent a good three hours cracking up.

2. J bought a used biology textbook, and she found someone else's mail stuck somewhere in there. It read: "Dear Kristina, it feels really weird not to have either of my children home for Easter. But I'm thinking of you and here's a little something for Easter. Love, Mom. P.S. Son {? Don't understand the handwriting} let me get fat all by myself eating Easter food. LOL"

We found Kristina's mom's address. We're so mailing it back. So hilar.

3. This poster on our wall keeps falling the fuck down. IT JUST WON'T STAY UP. No matter what tape we use - duct tape, even. It's like our wall's freaking cursed.

4. Today I had to eat lunch all by myself {sad face} in order to get to class. I sat right in front this v. hot guy who was eating two slices of pepperoni pizza covered in French fries {what the hell!?} and accompanied by chocolate milk. Frosh fifteen? Frosh eighty, maybe!

Anyways. That be it my homies. I love college.

I was actually invited to a party @ South Campus {basically, not where I live}. But I have class at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow. Poopers.

Debs.