obsessed.

I am obsessed with this song =)

Best.anti-relationship.song.EVER.

Anyway.

My weekend consisted of lots of alkie, an outrageous drunken fight with boy, the weirdest hickey of my life, the worst kisser of my life, too many frat parties to count, a trip to the mall with my love K, drunken sleepovers in my friend J's room {won't go into deets, but it was totally awkward waking up to boy saying "where the fuck am I?"}, pong, lots of sex {not from me, obvs...I'm a good girl}, a football game I was too hungover to attend, BRUNCH {college makes me sleep in! WHUDDUFUH!?}, drunk texting, avoiding my piles and piles of homework, trying to make serious convo with stoned boy {epic fail}, wasted Dunkin Donuts, etc.

MY POOR FUCKING LIVER.

But at least I had fun.

I needed it.

And now, it's almost 2:00 a.m., I have two exams tomorrow, which, of course, I have procrastinated studying for, my throat and stomach are fucking killing me, and I can't go to sleep. One, two, three, everybody..."FML!"

Debs.

P.S. I have a new favorite word. Sexiled. As in, sex-exiled. From your room. OH COLLEGE.